Monday, November 23, 2009

why woman cry?!

A little boy asked his mother 'Why are you crying '
 
一個男孩問他的媽媽:『你為甚麼要哭呢?』
 
 
 
'Because I'm a woman,' she told him.
 
媽媽說:『因為我是女人啊。』
 

 
'I don't understand,' he said.
 
男孩說:『我不懂。』
 
 
 
His mum just hugged him and said, 'And you never will'
 
他媽媽抱起他說:『你永遠不會懂得。』
 
 
 
Later the little boy asked his father,
'Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?'
 
後來小男孩就問他爸爸:『媽媽為甚麼毫無理由的哭呢?』
 
 
 
'All women cry for no reason,' was all his dad could say.
 
『所有女人都這樣。』他爸爸回答。
 

 
The little boy grew up and became a man,
still wondering why women cry.
 
小男孩長成了一個男人,但仍舊不懂女人為甚麼哭泣。
 
 


Finally he put in a call to God;
and when God got on the phone,
he asked, 'God, why do women cry so! easily?'
 
最後,他打電話給上帝;當上帝拿起電話時,
他問道:『上帝,女人為甚麼那麼容易哭泣呢?』
 
 
 
God said: 'When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world;
yet, gentle enough to give comfort'
 
上帝回答說:
 
『當我創造女人時,讓她很特別。
我使她的肩膀能挑起整個世界的重擔;並且,又柔情似水。』
 


 
'I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth
and the rejection that many times comes from her children'
 
『我讓她的內心很堅強,
能夠承受分娩的痛苦和忍受自己孩子多次的拒絕。』
 

 
'I gave her a hardness that allows
her to keep going when everyone else gives up,
and take care of her family through sickness
and fatigue without complaining '
 
『我賦予她耐心,使她在別人放棄的時候繼續堅持,
並且無怨無悔的照顧自己的家人,渡過疾病和疲勞。』
 

 
'I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any
and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly'
 
『我賦予她在任何情況下,都會愛孩子的感情,
即使她的孩子傷害了她。』
 
 
 
'I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults
and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart'
 
『我賦予她包容她丈夫過錯的堅強
和用他的勒骨塑成她來保護他的心。』
 

 
'I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife,
but sometimes tests her strengths
and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly'
 
『我賦予她智慧,讓她知道一個好丈夫是絕不會傷害他的妻子的,
但有時我也會考驗她支持自己丈夫的決心和堅強。』
 
 
 
'And finally, I gave her a tear to shed.
This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed.'
 
『最後,我讓她可以流淚。只要她願意。這是她所獨有的。』


 
'You see: The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.'!
 
『你看,女人的漂亮不是因為她穿的衣服、
她保持的體型或者她梳頭的方式。』
 

'The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes,

because that is the doorway to her heart
* the place where love resides.'
 
『女人的漂亮,必須從她的眼睛中去看,
因為那是她心靈的窗戶和愛居住的地方。』
 

Please send this to all the beautiful women
you know today in celebration of Women's History Month.
If you do, something good will happen.
You will boost another woman's self-esteem!
 
請把這篇文章傳給你認識的漂亮的女人。
如果你做了的話,將會發生一些美妙的事情,
你能夠提高她們的自尊心。
 

Every Woman is Beautiful.

 

每一個女人都漂亮

Saturday, November 21, 2009

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為何馬桶要有蓋?!

馬桶為何要有蓋...
老師沒有教,書本沒有寫!!!
但有人做了研究報告....所以我就跟各位分享一下吧!

我以為馬桶有蓋是怕小狗偷喝水∼搞得滿嘴細菌再來親主人....這是小狗的報復><

我也以為怕小孩子太頑皮…不小心掉進馬桶裡面...但似乎這種案例沒有
卻很多不小心排尿把小嬰兒順便給生出....嘟嘟好!!

我更以為馬桶蓋是為了給我這種手殘的人…不小心把零錢、衣物...雜物掉進去給設計的!!

現在終於知道真相了!

如果沖水時馬桶蓋打開, 馬桶內的瞬間氣旋最高可以將病菌或微生物帶到 6米 高的空中,
並懸浮在空氣中長達幾小時, 進而落在牆壁和物品上。
現在大部分家庭中, 如廁、洗漱、淋浴都在衛生間內進行,

牙刷、漱口杯、毛巾等與馬桶共處一室,自然很容易受到細菌污染…

因此,應養成沖水時蓋上馬桶蓋的習慣
所以清楚了嗎?!
沖馬桶要養成把蓋子蓋上再沖水, 以免你刷牙刷到大便味(是沒那麼誇張拉...)
老師在教有沒有再聽, 不要再說我沒有說了唷!乖!!下課....

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

BM and Sej Paper!

18th Nov 2009

wow,so soon!
today is the first day of SPM
it make me very furion and panic
me and my friend wake up at 4.30am and plan 5.00am to study
very hardworking..zzz
ifelt very suprise to my ownself
thats was not my style..
for the time to time,i got no basic for my malay
the only way that i can do is "K" tips
i pick pelancongan to read,and my friend choose "modal insan"
time past faster than light,just only fews moment
now time was 7.00,i decided back to home and take my SPM strip and breakfast
and then go back to school...but on the way,i think up something
my strip forgot to take!still left inside my bag..now i lazy to take and straight go to school
no take strip have to re-take it from the office,i decided go there take and pay 1 ringit for fine...
during this process,i heard someone called my name
yee zhang~
i turn my head and take a look
OMG,ah teoh!
he scold me because i got no tyin my shirt
no mater i wanna answer him back,but at last i didnt do any action to him
because just left fews day in this school,i dun wan happen anything summore
ok lor,the time have come!
when i take and see the paper,i was shoocked
my hand shacking non-stop...i very panic + nervous
omg!what the hell of question
"Modal Insan"!@#$%^&*()
haiz,i try to write out wat that i been read
but also dunno
even though i got write around 5 pages of paper..but i got left the blank in
write write wrtite~times up!
!@#$%^&*(^**
rest~and back take sejarah
wow,awesome!
i dunno at all!excellent job i done!
but anyway,i already drop my history
i dont not extimated much on my history

2.00pm,malay paper 2 come now!
lucky i not very hard..most of it is KBKK question..can answer by logically
i just left the sentences making and peribahasa blank only
i hav tried all my best within sacrifiece my sleep and time
hope can get Credit in my malay lar...pls!

by the way,all of u can left ur comment in chat box there!
thx anyway!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

So Soon!

17th Nov 2009

today is the last day to let us prepair
i spent whole day to study with my friend
i was very suprised about my attitude for today!
awesome!i spend more than 10hours to study my weakest subject,BM
from morning 10.00am morning until now 10.00pm night..(included rest)
how can i make it last so long?!involuntary action!
i accompany with my dear and best friend study together on Cafe@teen

that shows how important that is!
we worries to get bad or fail on our bm paper
by the way,i not extimated on myself very high..mayb i got not much confident
the time is coming,
now i sense it,FEAR
by the way,no escape that i can tell ba

wish u ppl gambateh o!!
special thanks to my friend!
thx for accompany so long time!if any mistake done to u all,pls forgive what that i done!
cya~

Monday, November 16, 2009

SPM!

today is the last day!
last day for prepair my armor and weapons
i got no skill,just got mind and spirit!
Now starting smell the dead!
War is coming...
no one can escaped from the war
most of the student will die!
i asked for the god,how many percent of chance i can survive..
god said "last minute come pray me was useless,less than 20%!"
OMG!i been abbandon..felt sad to myself


now i was afred my feauther,everything might changed
i thinking how could i can survive!
is that my salary enought for spend for my life
those thing made me gonna frenzy
day and night got nothing different now
i spend whole day to study BM
just get credit in BM was enought!i not greedy person
as usual,i not very hardworking on those subject
but i hav to overcome myself!try the best as i can!

SEE u On NXT POST!
SPM,BRING IT ON!
WE GOT NO FEAR!ARGH~
TO ALL THE PARTICIPLE:
GOOD LUCKY,DUN EXTIMATE TOO HIGH ON THE RESULT!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

点到!

问: 当你在更衣室冲水, 门突然被打开了你会?
答: 任他看吧~
问: 海中忽然大浪来袭后, 你发现比基尼小姐上身泳装被冲掉了你会?
答: 目不转睛的看着,难得有机会看到!
问: 去海边玩会使用咩交通工具?
答:摩托,现在油价很贵!
问: 你突然发现没带泳装, 泳衣你会买吗?
答: 妈的!我不穿泳衣的。。
问: 回去时, 发现有其他游客手机没拿, 你会觉得是哪牌子的?
答: 是垃圾,不是手机!肯定的
问: 海边对你来说是?
答:是马来人多多的地方
问: 看到镜子, 会不由自主地向前吗?
答: 会~忍不住看看帅气的自己
问: 经常用洗面乳吗?
答: 没有~天生丽质不需要
问: 说到自恋会想到谁?
答: 我!照着镜子就觉得陶醉。。阿~
问: 有人说该减肥了...你会
答: 我吃不下了!啊啊啊啊
问:自恋,适合你吗?
答: 适合~哈哈~

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

离开!

又是一个落叶的季节!
一切的时光都依着季节飞逝
这些落叶仿佛告诉着我们离开的时候将至
我想,离去已经是改变不了的事实
岁月往往都是从不留在任何痕迹!
一眨眼,六年过去了。。
真的好短暂的六年!我的中学生涯也是时候告一段落。。
以往都是期待着毕业的那个时刻,我一直认为我的心根本完全不会对这所学校有所依恋
但!如今竟开始留念这陪伴我已久的学校,产生了不舍的心情
以往糟糕的一切,如今也成为教训,快乐也成了怀念的曾经~
这地方更是我人生的转折点,“他”改变了我的一切
原本带有些稚气的我,已经渐渐的成熟起来

这里!我认识了好多朋友
这里!我跟很多人发生了冲突
以往的一切也将跟随着离开
社会正向着我们一步一步的靠近
要做牛做马咯!

最近在我脑海里浮现着这么的一句话,也许最近常听到鸿勇提起
在这儿我想与大家分享这句“名句精华”
在十八年后,当你回头看看今天的你,也许只是一场的笑话!
事过境迁,不知道十八年后的你会不会想起着场笑话呢?

写这些废话花了我半天!够力!

Thursday, November 5, 2009

发泄!

你知道吗?我好恨你!
我好恨你们!
乌龟王八蛋!
都是你们!为什么!

你!不告诉我真相!为什么要瞒着我哦~
怎么问也不告诉我!哎!
你们把我搞得团团转,好晕!
耍什么神秘啊!问又不答,答非所问。。
令我费神又费力

你!可恶!!
当我玩具来玩!
玩闷了就丢!好没责任。。
枉费我真心对你!良心当狗肺!

你!Spana大枝
连我都挖!
你也不告诉我真相!

发完牢骚了!哈哈

ponteng!

4th Nov 2009

today nothing special..
ask friend go library study,say 10.00 go out!but in that time i just wake up
10.30am then go!i m not always go out study with friend d
because my spm left 14 days,so i have to pay more effort on my BM(whole year fail)
11.20am+ reach Library
Gang 1(Adrian,Seng,SayChee,Jie,Ming,XinYee,Hsian) all reach there liao..only left us Gang2(me,chin,keat,toong) come late
We all Ponteng!

then sit down and "K" book!not read book!is K book!
after "K" few hours of book,i felt very hungry..in that time already 2.00+ already!
OMG!what should i do!?2.00pm!
GOLDEN TIME OF "BA LA BA BA BA"(Mc Donald's therm music,haha)
but now,the problem hav come!
here got 8 ppl over here and 1 car left..ming got work to do so leave early..
dunno who giv me a stupid idea ask me take 8 of them pack inside my car..wah lao!
my tyre GG(Habis) liao lar..zzzz
no ideal lor,i take 8 of them(included me) to McDonald lor..
lucky i m driver..no need worry about seat problem!
Then Eat~drink and eat drink~
after that,we go sunway..since starting we wanna play snooker,but unfortunarlyXinYee parrents gonna to take her back so we play Racing car..(everytime sure spend Rm1 on it)zzz

4.00+ we back to Library agian..continue K my book!
K,K,K..now 6.00pm liao
Wah!?i have break the record liao!spend whole day to read 4 essay only!
now!is time to back!i have to send them 1 by back to home..
arrr,tired~total spend 1hrs to complete this mission..